party!

we had a party to celebrate mark's 34th birthday. it was dark and loud. everyone ate burritos that we ordered from a taco truck, que bueno cheese dip in a jar and spiked punch which i renamed mark's man juice. it was a hit, here's the recipe if you ever want to recreate the man juice:

1 pineapple
4 gala apples
4 limes
1 orange
1 bottle everclear
1 bottle sour apple vodka
2 liter sprite
2 frozen lemonade can
1 bag of ice


1. chop the fruit into tiny bitesize pieces, soak in vodka and everclear for a few hours in the fridge.
2. when the party is about the start, put everything in a giant container or trash can (adds curb appeal).