pringles light

i've been craving pringles forevers and mark was sweet enough to buy me a can last night. he got me a can of the sour cream n onion light which i learned is made with olestra. So i googled olestra because i was like damn, this is good and it's fat free!! here's what i found:

"Olestra sometimes causes underwear staining. That phenomenon may be caused most commonly by greasy, hard-to-wipe-off fecal matter, but occasionally also from anal leakage (leakage of liquid olestra through the anal sphincter)."

...deeee-sgusting. this bettah not happen to me.